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Becoming Cerelia


 Mistaken Identity
 

Got this one from a friend...
 
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She comes over to him and says "Hello".
 
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. 
So he says, "Do I know you?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
 
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
 
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher".
 
 
**hugs and love**
Cerelia
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 About Time!
 

Ok, Mom has been having problems with her TV and I've been trying to get the whole situation fixed (fix tv or replace it) as we have the extended service contract. FINALLY we heard back yesterday, we can replace it! We got final confirmation this morning so we went and picked out a new tv unfortunately they didn't have one in stock, so they will order one and we should be able to pick it up on Thursday or Friday of this week. Mom only has to pay $60 for it! The price difference between the original purchase price of the broken tv (purchased 2 years ago) and the price of the new one!!! Sweet! The tv still works, but it has some things on it that don't work right but it's still useable so she's going to use it as a spare tv in her room. She's super excited about that, and the new NOT broken tv will go in the living room. :) This time we went with a brand that we were familiar with. haha

Well I'm off to go play in Paint Shop Pro for a bit.

**hugs and love**
~Cerelia
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 Friday's Quiz
 

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Margaritaville"
You are a true party animal, but your style is mild and chill.
Kicking back with a few friends and a few drinks is all you need to be happy.

You certainly don't feel pressured to be a part of any party scene. In fact, you avoid trendier spots.
You've been known to kick loose anywhere and everywhere. All you need is a cooler.

You might also sing: "Gin and Juice," "Love Shack," and "Red Red Wine"

Stay away from people who sing: "Wind Beneath My Wings"
 

 
Well here's the thing about my singing.  I love to sing I pride myself on knowing the words (course lately this isn't often).  BUT I'm tone deaf and can't sing for shit.  lol  In fact my poor husband has forbidden me from singing when he's around!  So if he's around and I want to sing I have to turn the music up loud enough so he can't hear me. 
 
Well anyway, I have to get away from the stream so I can get ready to go as I'm heading over to Mac's house tonight.  Yay!   So take care everyone and have a happy and safe weekend.  :)
 
**hugs and love**
~Cerelia
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 Real Newspaper Ads (Maybe??)
 

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8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
 
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1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
 
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Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
 
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Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.
 
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Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 
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Must sell washer and dryer $300.
 
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WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
 
AND THE BEST ONE
 
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes, Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

A friend sent me that, thought it was pretty funny so I'd share it.  :)
 
**hugs and love**
~Cerelia
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 Sunday Clothes (A Joke)
 

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello" said the little boy.

"Hi" replied the little girl.

"Where are you going"? asked the little boy.

"I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home", answered the little girl.

"Me too", replied the little boy. "I'm also on my way home from church".

"Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy.

"I go to the Baptist church back down the road" replied the little girl. "What about you?"

"I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill", replied the little boy. They discover that they are both going the same way so they decided that they'd walk together. They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially flooded the road so there was no way that they could get across to the other side without getting wet.

"If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive" said the little girl.

"My Mom'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet", replied the little boy.

"I tell you what I think I'll do" said the little girl. "I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across".

"That's a good idea", replied the little boy. "I'm going to do the same thing with my suit".

So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally remarked.

"You know, I never did realize before just how much difference there really is between a Baptist and a Methodist".

Just a little chuckle for ya. :)

**hugs and love**
~Cerelia
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